You know when you really like a blog or podcast or some other modern form of narrow-channel serial communication, and then one day the schema for how they write headlines just clicks in your head, and from that point onwards you might still enjoy it, but there's always an awareness that it's only a few steps away from self-parody? Twitter bots can be just one way to work out these complicated emotions. Anyway, here's @kerlossal, which I built with the same text generator library I used for A Mighty Host.

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